Sunday, September 21, 2014

MSU up to #9, favored by 32 vs Wyoming

Your Michigan State Spartans have moved up to #9 in the nation in the latest polls.  And, with an upcoming Homecoming stint against #108 Wyoming (the Cowboys sport a 3-1 record), the ES figures  we will be in great shape to move on up another notch before the Big Ten season start.

This weekend's odds:

#9 MSU (-32) vs Wyoming
Michigan (-8) vs Minnesota
Indiana (-3) vs Maryland
Wisconsin (-33 1/2) vs South Florida
Iowa (-13 1/2) at Purdue
Penn State (-10) vs Northwestern
Rutgers (-10 1/2)  vs Tulane
Ohio State (-14) vs Cincinnati
Nebraska (-17 /12) vs Illinois



Saturday, September 20, 2014

Photologue: Michigan State 73, Eastern Michigan 14

Now, that was ugly.  Michigan State 73-14... The ES has gotta admit... he wuz pretty close, guessing a 62-14 MSU hammering.  Here is a brief photologue:


Not even Jesus could help out Eastern on this gorgeous Saturday... 


This was 49-0.  Still 2 minutes left in the second quarter.  My daughter says, "can I use the bathroom?  I'm bored."  The bathroom did sound more interesting... so, we left.

This was Eastern's only chance: "what a beautiful day for football!"  It was 0-0.


Just a beautiful day.  70 degrees and sunny.

Hail Hail! The Michigan Man!

The ES can't help hisself.  It's 26-10 Utah in that dump of a stadium in AA land.   Let the rant begin.

Let's be honest.

Brady Hoke is the greatest coach in the history of University of Michigan football. Hoke and his coordinators should immediately be rewarded with lifetime contracts and $1 million bonuses for their ability to put together a solid game plan in today's match against the Mighty Utes.  Methinks this Michigan football offense, with Devin "Trip-toe Through the Tulips" Gardner and the defensive scheme from Greg "Dance Around Reality" Mattison has many years of mediocrity to come.  Reward them!  Now!  What a fantastic misuse of talent!

Is this the second coming of Rich Rod?  No, this is better!  This time... this guy is a MICHIGAN MAN.

LOL.  Today, the only savior for the Michigan faithful is nature - aka lightning.  God, it must sting for them to actually feel like a Spartan the past 40 years pre-Dantonio.  Welcome to our world.

Enjoy your disaster and buy an industrial sump-pump, cause from what I see, it's going to be a shit-storm the rest of the year in Ann Arbor.

Friday, September 19, 2014

ES Game Day: Lightning or Go Home

#11 MSU Spartans (1-1) vs EMU Eagles (1-1)

Sagarin ratings: MSU #8, Eastern #197
September 20.  Noon.  BTN.
Spartan Stadium, East Lansing, MI
Capacity:  76,500
Latest Line:  Big Green by 45.

Weather:  70 and cloudy at kickoff; 40% chance of rain

Best chance for Eastern to stay in the game:  LIGHTNING.  It won't happen.  Yee haw - Bring on the Cowboys from Wyoming.

ES sez: MSU 62, Eastern 14.  And both the Roadkill and Ugly Chickens will lose.

DiNardo: "The Spartans would have won the title last year"

For all of you watching the BTN tonight on "BTN Football and Beyond" (Sept. 19 version)... Gerry DiNardo went off the charts:  "If the Playoff were in charge last year, they would have picked the Spartans after their quality win in the Big Ten Championship.  They were the best team in the country at the end of the year - and would have been a better matchup against Florida State than Auburn.  And, they would have won that game and the National Championship."

DiNardo noting this as that this year, the committee selecting the final four teams would likely pick a 1-loss Michigan State team "because the competition and (potential high-ranked) Big Ten opponent in the Title Game" gives them the cache to be in the playoff.

Nice.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Spartans a.. gulp... 45 point fave over Eastern

Wow, ES is trying to remember a 45-point favorite over anyone in his lifetime... but here comes the Eagles of Eastern Michigan, and they're bumming.

All Big Ten Odds this week:

MSU -45 vs EMU
Indiana at Missouri (-16 1/2)
Penn St (-29) vs UMass
Iowa at Pittsburgh (-4)
Maryland at Syracuse (-1 1/2)
Wisconsin (-22) vs Bowling Green
Minnesota (-7 1/2) vs San Jose St
Michigan (-6 1/2) vs Utah
Rutgers at Navy (- 4 1/2)
Illinois (-14) vs Texas St
Nebraska (-7 1/2) vs Miami (FL)
Northwestern vs N. Illinois (No Line)
Purdue vs S. Illinois (No Line)

Friday, September 05, 2014

ES Game Day: Michigan State to Shalique past Oregon



GO YOU GREEN MOTHERS!!!

The Game:
#7 MSU Spartans (1-0) vs
#3 Oregon Ducks (1-0)

Sagarin ratings: Oregon #1, MSU #10
September 6.  6:30 ET.  FOX.
Autzen Stadium, Eugene, OR
Capacity:  54,000
Latest Line:  Phil Knight by 12.

UO Claim to fame:  "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

ES history in Eugene: This year, I ain't going to Oregon, so we have a chance.  God, my game memories there are bad, although my other memories are pretty good...
  • 1980:  Just a pup, with the parents... Wuz there when MSU was drowning in Muddy Waters, losing to the hapless post-Dan Fouts Ducks, 7-35.  I was young and impressionable, and not impressed.
  • 1998:  Took the Amtrak to Eugene from San Francisco, amazed at the new UO practice facility sporting a huge brewpub keg to celebrate its opening.  After cursing out the ill-prepared Nick Saban for being down 45-0 at half, I tore my shirt off and headed into the practice facility to anonymously pour my sorrows away.  Loss: 48-14. 
Reality for today:  DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS.  It is the loudest stadium, arena, I have ever been in. I've seen the Rose Bowl, the Final Four in Ford Field, Tears for Fears in Aachen, Jerry Reed in Fremont (MI), and The Who in Detroit... and, I heard the Sonic Boom after officials overturned the play to award our victory by Kirk Cousins' Hail Mary to Keith Nichol over Wisconsin.

But nothing is even close to as loud as Autzen.  Bring yer ear plugs.

Still, DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS.   Calhoun and the Spartan No Fly Zone will shock the Oregon coast into submission.   But, the real key to victory?  Don't be shocked when you watch the  vastly improved, efficient, and diverse Spartan offense led by Connor Cook move up and down the field against an average Oregon defense.

ES sez:  Shalique Calhoun 29, Marcus Mariota 28.

Wednesday, September 03, 2014

Michigan State moves up to #7

Big Green move up to #7, Ohio State moves down to #8.  I still am trying to find the time to figure out what the hell "Game Control" in ESPN's "Playoff Picture" means... but I like it at #2.

AP Top 25
RKTEAMRECORDPTS
1Florida State (46)1-01456
2Alabama (1)1-01317
3Oregon (5)1-01314
4Oklahoma (2)1-01283
5Auburn1-01186
6Georgia (2)1-01114
7Michigan State1-01093
8Ohio State1-0982
9Texas A&M (2)1-0978
10Baylor1-0962
11UCLA1-0944
12LSU (1)1-0926
13Stanford1-0886
14USC1-0729
15Ole Miss1-0525
16Notre Dame1-0519
17Arizona State1-0431
18Wisconsin0-1364
19Nebraska1-0352
20Kansas State1-0325
21South Carolina0-1196
21North Carolina1-0196
23Clemson0-1164
24Missouri1-0147
25Louisville1-0141