tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29848028.post6848820069980316501..comments2023-11-19T06:33:04.223-05:00Comments on The Enlightened Spartan: MSU vs BYU: Spartans v MormonsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29848028.post-88211889727195261262016-10-08T02:05:09.028-04:002016-10-08T02:05:09.028-04:00As you know, I love me some Jesus Is Love video. T...As you know, I love me some Jesus Is Love video. That said, Jesus loves himself some Mormon's this weekend. <br /><br />What offense have you seen wearing green and white that can score 38? <br /><br />I haven't seen any. 38? Crissakes, the only way MSU will get 38 points on the board is of good ole Joseph Smith comes down with his books of gold and the BYU defense abandons the game and gathers around his feet for sermons and polygamy best practice tips. In that case, the MSU offense will be on the field against NO defense. Scott will run for 12 yard carries (his max, even if there is not 1 defensive player on the field, he can't run for more than that) a couple of times in between multiple 12 or 10 men on the field penalty calls, offensive play calls where no one knows where to line up, Warner calling TE jet sweeps for 0 yards, and (again, while there are no D guys on the field because they are all listening to how the ghost of Joseph Smith scored with 4 wifes) the O-line goes in to pass protect, trips over themselves and rolls over TOC causing a sack.<br /><br />In other words, these Spartans have about as much chance of scoring 38 points as we have of seeing The Kaz getting written in as the presidential candidate. And believe me, there is more of a chance of that (folks really don't like Hillary and Donald) than LJ Scott, Warner, TOC and our O-Line lighting it for thirty eight fucking points.<br /><br />My revised prediction: BYU 38 - MSU 10 (including 2 missed field goals)_chock_https://www.blogger.com/profile/18270095293548907506noreply@blogger.com