Michigan Stadium, Ann Arbor, MI
November 16, 2019. 9 am Pacific Time.
Weather: does it matter?
Sagarin Ratings: MSU #30, scUM #11
Vegas Line: scUM by 13-1/2
Prognostications:
Thank God the ES is visiting his pops in Gig Harbor, Washington State. Thusly, the game is at 9 am. The whole day to enjoy with family after the ass kicking from scUM!
Tomorrow will be yet another poor showing - this time against the Evil Empire. Make it 5 losses in a row. This coach, Mark Dantonio, is clueless and relies on buffoons to coach the walking wounded. 'Tis clear as day: point to consistent years of poor substitutions and curiously poor clock management. Not to mention poor execution. Unfortunately, Coach Dantonio is using the playbook from John L Smith. Only God knows why.
Against Michigan, a day at the woodshed will be the icing on the cake for Dantonio’s departure.
It’s the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine. Thank you sir, may I have another?
- Sloth: Dantonio is fired by Monday morning. F**k that asshole.
- Cam: I probably wasted 100 dollars on a ticket
- Keith: pset....sparty wins. . Because thats what happens when everybody loses hope. Naaaahhhh. Were gonna get killed.
- Chock: scUM 10, MSU 6
- Smig: I predict a bloodbath.
- RGM3: 2-0 Michigan. Another sad day in paradise. Hopefully dantonio tells the players he’s retiring at the end of the season tomorrow in his pregame speech and gets the boys ready for one more Michigan game for him.
- GVSU Gregger: 34-10 Michigan.
- Big Joe and Phantom 309: 30-24 MSU blocks a game winning FG for scUM and runs it back for a TD as time expires.
- Australian Paul: MSU 21-7
- Mike (ES’ Dad): scUM 28-7
- Queen Kat, Duchess of Kirkcaldy: scUM 21-10
ES sez: scUM 41-10
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ReplyDelete"Tell me quick" said Old Herb G
ReplyDelete"What's this all have to do with me?"
"I've spent all my time watching games on TV a loner."
"Is there something else I should know?"
"Something hidden down below the level of your conversation?"
Well he turned away before the answer
Though Herb yelled aloud he refused to hear
it became too clear
so it went as we put out
Herb was left in constant doubt
everything he asked about seemed private
The captain strolled the bridge one night
Herb stopped him in the evening light
to ask him would it be all right to join him
But he stood there like some idol
and he listened like some temple
and then he turned away
Soon the staff began to coast
Offense moved silent like a ghost
The timeless sea of fourth and three possessed us
ASU came calling from the warm southwest
And soon Illinois began to crest
Crashing cross the forward deck
All hands lost
Herb alone survived the sinking
Herb alone possessed the tools
On that ship of fools
Hey little brother. Today the dumpster fire you call a football program will be humiliated in Ann Arbor.
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The poets tell how MD fell and Blackwells living in cheap hotels. Beekmans quiet and Detroit's cold so the story ends were told Blackwell.needs your prayers it's true but save a few For Dantonio. too He only did what he had to. and now he's growing old A few gray trustees say we could have had him any day we only let him go so long out of kindness I suppose
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