Let's be honest.
Brady Hoke is the greatest coach in the history of University of Michigan football. Hoke and his coordinators should immediately be rewarded with lifetime contracts and $1 million bonuses for their ability to put together a solid game plan in today's match against the Mighty Utes. Methinks this Michigan football offense, with Devin "Trip-toe Through the Tulips" Gardner and the defensive scheme from Greg "Dance Around Reality" Mattison has many years of mediocrity to come. Reward them! Now! What a fantastic misuse of talent!
Is this the second coming of Rich Rod? No, this is better! This time... this guy is a MICHIGAN MAN.
LOL. Today, the only savior for the Michigan faithful is nature - aka lightning. God, it must sting for them to actually feel like a Spartan the past 40 years pre-Dantonio. Welcome to our world.
Enjoy your disaster and buy an industrial sump-pump, cause from what I see, it's going to be a shit-storm the rest of the year in Ann Arbor.