Michigan State University is accepting applications for a new coaching staff for its NCAA Division I-FBS football team. Specific opportunities include: Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, position coaches (Offensive Line Coach, Wide Receivers Coach, Quarterbacks Coach). It is requested applicants review video from the previous four (4) years of Michigan State football and its coaching decisions prior to application for the position.
Required qualifications include:
- Ability to take responsibility for substituting best talent with sub-par talent in key positions (e.g. RB, QB) on key plays (particularly 3rd & 4th Down)
- Understanding time management, particularly at the end of halves
- Not imitating the head basketball coach by using timeouts in football as they are in basketball
- Accepting responsibility for offensive production, despite injuries and officiating mistakes
- Need to not defend incompetent staff members' decisions and instead terminate incompetent staff, particularly on offense
- In a northern climate, ability to comprehend weather conditions (such as sub-zero temperatures and 50+ mph winds) and its impact on the passing game
- Understanding the needs for the football program over individual significant player desires, despite players' loyalty and desires
- Direct an offense which can score a minimum of 17 points per game on offense in each game
- Using at least 10+ years of experience to make split-second decisions without delay
- If demanding loyalty as a "foxhole individual," surrounding oneself with individuals who can shoot to kill (aka "score") beyond the want of loyalty
- Recruiting talented athletes with a positive charisma and response to academic expectations
- Coaching young minds as Division I-FBS athletes at an internationally respected academic institution.
- Prioritizing athletes' education once admitted
- Minimum salary of $500,000 per year, with dozens of free tickets, free car and transportation, membership at country club of your choice, $5,000 worth of khakis, unlimited free athletics gear, competitive medical benefits, and compensation bonuses for B1G Championship and CFP qualifications.
Starting date: Immediately, in time for the beginning of the Big Ten season opener - September 21, 2019.
For more information, please contact the MSU Athletics Department at 517-355-1630.
