Monday, January 07, 2013
It's Nurse Ratched (Kelly) vs. Sgt. Hartman (Saban)
I'd ask God to intervene, but if he did the Almighty might give HIS damn bias to those hoity-toity chumps from northern Indiana.
So, the possibilities for a tie?
A hurricane. Maybe a severe earthquake or more likely, a tsunami, to hit the coast of south Florida? We can all pray to Poseidon, the great Greek God of the Sea, that he will have his seas overwhelm and engulf most of the greater Miami region around the Orange Bowl sometime in the next 2 hours.
Personally, the ES is going to bed before this thing is officially over, because he can't stand the thought of either the Devil (Saban) or his assistant above (Kelly) going to the Promised Land.
The ES figures Alabama is gonna roll all over the Irish, but whatever. It all makes me want to puke my guts out. I hate 'Bama. Even more, I hate the Irish. If Poseidon intervenes, the world will be better off.
Too bad that Mayan-calendar-end-of-the-world thing didn't work out. Ugh.