Q: If you have a car containing a Cornhuskers wide receiver, a Cornhuskers linebacker, and a Cornhuskers defensive back, who is driving the car?
Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Nebraska burned down?
Q: What's the best thing to come out of Nebraska?
Q: What's the most popular pick up line in Nebraska?
Q: Why do folks from Nebraska go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
Q: What does a Nebraska Cornhuskers fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
Q: Why did Nebraska raise the minimum drinking age to 25?
Q: How can you tell if someone in Nebraska is married?
Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Nebraska?
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Nebraska?
Q: What are the best four years of an Nebraska Cornhuskers life?
Q: What does a Nebraska native and a bottle of beer have in common?
Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Nebraska have in common?
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Nebraska?
Q: How do you castrate an Nebraska Cornhuskers fan?