End this mess of 2020: Penn State

 Michigan State Spartans (2-4) at Penn State Nittany Lions (2-5)

December 12, 2020. 12:00 ET.
Beaver Stadium, University Park, PA.
TV: ABC

Weather: 44/sunny, winds 2 mph

Sagarin Ratings: MSU #64, Penn State #22 (??!)
Straight outta Vegas: Penn State by 15

Michigan State didn’t get the memo that Michigan received: to COVID it’s game against Ohio State. Instead, the Spartoonies laid a turd against the lord of Ohio, dropping 52-12 to the Buckeyes. Alas, no bowling for MSU (thankfully). Maybe there is some solace the loss by MSU will send Ohio State to the CFP, only to get its asses kicked yet again by ‘Bama. LOL.

Hopefully, Mr. T got the note: with nothing to gain, nothing to lose, in a meaningless game… play Thorne! Hand Rocky a clipboard.

Prognostications:

J Rand (Clarkston) – It’s finally going to be over. End the pain! MSU 28-24
Sloth (Pittsburgh, PA) – State is going to win!!!
Big Bob (Kalamazoo) – Jerry Sandusky 17-14 Larry Nassar
Smig (Novato, CA) Msu12 penn14
Keith (Pontiac) – 20-17 green
C Hock (SFO) – PSU 24-13
Cat (Jackson) – Irrelevant

ES Sez – JoePa 22-11. Lotsa safeties, two-pt conversions, and FGs.

Big Green vs COVID Ohio

 Michigan State Spartans (2-3) host #2 Ohio State Buckeyes (4-0)

Spartan Stadium, East Lansing, MI
December 5, 2020. 12 Noon ET.
TV: ABC
Weather: 33/cloudy, wind 6 mph

Sagarin Ratings: OSU #2, MSU #45
Straight Outta Vegas: OSU by 23-1/2

The coachless, COVID-filled Buckeyes bring in their #2 team to take on the Spartans, and are still favored by more than 3 touchdowns. Yup, Mr. T has a lot of work to do to get some respect.

Predictions:

Sloth (Pittsburgh, PA): Rona 30, Both Teams 0
Cambier (Pontiac, MI): 40-10 bucks
J Dog (Clarkston, MI): 28 – 48 Bucks
Smig (Novato, CA): 42-10 bucks
Carter (Albany, CA)/Big Bob (Kalamazoo, MI):
C – Who is not playing for the Bucks? Could this make a difference?
Big Bob – Kirk Herbstreit
C- Oh….he is one of their best players! Maybe MSU has a chance….
Big Bob – Mr. T 34-31 osu
C – MSU 35 – OSU 32
Big Bob – Yer off a point each!
C – Wow Big Bob serendipity!!!! It may be meant to be! Well….it is 2020 and MSU has
a history of beating OSU when they are highly ranked!!!
C Hock (SFO, CA) – you guys are both smoking dope
Smig – Quit blowing each other
C Hock – MSU 6 vs Ohio State 38
Kat (Texas) – who cares?
ES Sez (Converse, TX) – Ohio State 27, MSU 17