Prima Donna Jesus Harbaugh is the second coming for the Arrogant Nation in Ann Arbor

MSU Spartans (2-4, 0-3) host #2 Arrogant Arseholes (7-0, 4-0)
October 21, 2023.  7:30 pm.  
Spartan Stadium, East Lansing

TV: NBC/Peacock
Weather:  49 and rain.  Cold and miserable.

Sagarin Ratings: scUM #1, MSU #61
Line Outta Vegas:  scUM by 24.5

First off, if you think Jesus Harbaugh doesn't know anything about breaking NCAA rules by allowing his staff to spy on other teams, then you are higher than a kite and have so much kool-aid in you, that you can't think straight.  What makes it so stupid is that his team is far more talented and better: Harbaugh's actions defy logic and necessity.  Yo, coach: Put your team on the field without shenanigans, and they'll likely win -- by a landslide.  Your actions, Harbaugh, minimize who you are as a person and as a coach.  It makes you look really stupid. Didn't you learn anything about integrity from your visit to the Pope?  But, the scUM fan base doesn't care, a la the Fab Five - so long as you win, rules be damned.  The Walmart Wolverines are blind to the obvious and will always bow to the holy grail that is Harbaugh. 

Integrity on the left, the cheating liar on the right

Hey, at least we fired our coach, and forced our previous coach to retire.  Integrity.

Back to the game:  Michigan State's defense has played well the past two weeks, at Iowa and at Rutgers.  It's the Kim offense (Iowa) and the boneheaded special teams play (Rutgers) that has cost Spartans their games in the 4th quarters.  As for Michigan? They start slow but second halves are explosive: not sure what Harbaugh is serving up at halftimes, but it is working.  Maybe Harlan Barnett can take a hint. 

I'm banking on MSU hanging in there but folding, as usual, late in the game. The Spartans are the most mistake-prone college team in America. There's not much more to say, other than the last thing Harbaugh needed to do is to hire a dummy to go scout Rutgers and Michigan State mid-season.  Barring a complete Michigan collapse and a miracle from the Pope's boss, this is a foregone conclusion. 

ES sez:  Cheating Jesus 31, Fired Masturbator 10.