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Thursday, November 14, 2013

Nebraska jokes, har dee har har

Great, fantastic Nebraska jokes.  Just in time for a butt-whoopin' at the hands of Michigan STATE.  Thank you to
Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Nebraska's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? 
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Q: If you have a car containing a Cornhuskers wide receiver, a Cornhuskers linebacker, and a Cornhuskers defensive back, who is driving the car? 
A: The cop.

Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Nebraska burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.

Q: What's the difference between an Nebraska Cornhuskers fan and a carp? 
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. 
Q: Why does all of the corn in Iowa lean to the east? 
A: Because Nebraska blows and Illinois sucks! 

Q: What's the best thing to come out of Nebraska? 
A: I-80 

Q: What's the most popular pick up line in Nebraska? 
A: Nice tooth! 

Q: Why do folks from Nebraska go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 
A: 17 and under are not admitted. 

Q: What does a Nebraska Cornhuskers fan do when his team has won the BCS championship? 
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3. 

Q: Why did Nebraska raise the minimum drinking age to 25? 
A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools! 

Q: How can you tell if someone in Nebraska is married?
 A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.

Q. What does a Nebraska Cornhusker do on Halloween? 
A. Pump kin! 

Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Nebraska? 
A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. 

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Nebraska? 
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. 

Q: What are the best four years of an Nebraska Cornhuskers life? 
A: Third grade 

Q: What does a Nebraska native and a bottle of beer have in common? 
A: They’re both empty from the neck up. 

Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Nebraska have in common? 
A: They both end up in trailer parks. 

Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Nebraska? 
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick. 

Q: How do you castrate an Nebraska Cornhuskers fan? 
A: Kick his sister in the mouth


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