Was that Freddy or Jason at quarterback for MSU yesterday? The performance was HORRIFIC. Watching that game was like watching the Teletubbies. Now that's a horror show.
I am going to throw up.
This is MSU's offensive offense. |
I've been at the Peanut Barrel today, asking people for adjectives to describe the horror show in Spartan Stadium yesterday. Halloween themes keep popping up.
Tyler O'Connor at QB is the second coming of Andrew Maxwell. The ES said earlier this year "don't worry he'll get better." I was wrong. He's worse. Lots worse. In a word? Absent. He never showed up to work. 58 yards through the air. What? Maybe irrelevant is a better word.
The offensive line for Michigan State is... offensive. It's awful. That performance was the worst of an OL the ES has seen since Bobby Williams was coach. BOBBY WILLIAMS. This Spartan team couldn't block my dead grandma for crissakes.
I remember watching the movie Fargo. There is a scene where the criminals shoved a dead body into a wood chipper in the backyard, coloring the snow blood red. 6-of-14 on third downs, 206 total yards. Yes, that's our offense.
And on defense, Michigan State couldn't stop the Mormons. BYU was 10-of-16 on third downs. Game over. The mighty Cougar rushing attack upped the Spartans 260-85 on the ground. That's a throat-slitter.
You can't gussy-up a turd, and that was what MSU gave the fans yesterday. A big fat sloppy pooper of a game.
Season over? Yup. Who needs tickets?
BYU MSU FIRST DOWNS................... 24 13 Rushing..................... 15 5 Passing..................... 7 7 Penalty..................... 2 1 NET YARDS RUSHING............. 260 85 Rushing Attempts............ 49 32 Average Per Rush............ 5.3 2.7 NET YARDS PASSING............. 138 121 Completions-Attempts-Int.... 18-29-0 13-21-1 TOTAL OFFENSE YARDS........... 398 206 Total offense plays......... 78 53 Average Gain Per Play....... 5.1 3.9 Fumbles: Number-Lost.......... 0-0 1-0 Penalties: Number-Yards....... 3-24 4-39 PUNTS-YARDS................... 2-82 5-189 KICKOFFS-YARDS................ 5-318 3-190 Possession Time............... 34:34 25:26 Third-Down Conversions........ 10 of 16 6 of 14 Fourth-Down Conversions....... 2 of 4 2 of 3 Sacks By: Number-Yards........ 3-15 0-0 PAT Kicks..................... 4-4 2-2 Field Goals................... 1-1 0-0 Points off turnovers.......... 7 0
dude, I told you. Go back and read my comments when you were predicting we would get 38 points on offense. We will be hard pressed to get 38 points total the rest of the year, all games added together.
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