Let's see how Dantonio's incompetence fares today against the Sisters of the Poor. |
MSU Spartans (6-5, 4-4) vs Rutgers Scarlet Knights (1-10, 0-8)
November 24, 2018. 4 pm ET.
Spartan Stadium, East Lansing, MI
TV: Fox
Weather: 45, cloudy, 10 mph winds
Sagarin Ratings: MSU #26, Rutgers #127
Line: MSU favored by 27 points.
Dantonio implemented this memo to perfection |
Predictions:
Kat: MSU 24, Rutgers 6 .
Pittsburgh Jack: MSU 2, Rutgers 0.
Sloth: Dantonio 1, Sloth 0.
Doc: Since everyone has given up on team Sparty, they will run the ball down the throat of the Scarlet Knights. This will make play calling easy, as everything will work, including the wildcat. Then the OC job will be safe, giving us poor play calling when we are challenged next year. 38 - 10 Sparty. It was tempting to call it 4 - 3 for Sparty, but my sarcasm hasn't reached that level.
Chef Tom: The Spartans will show up at the wrong stadium and lose by forfeit.
Big Joe and Phantom 309: Will not be attending final score incompetents 14-worthless 6 defense scores both the incompetent touchdowns
ES Sez: MSU 11, Rutgers 4.