LOL: The $8 million Prodigal Son

Just a quickie about Jim Harbaugh returning to the University of Michigan as football coach.  First, off, for $8 million a year, he'd be a FOOL not to coach the roadkill.  Read ESPN's take and it will make the good lord's head spin:  "[Harbaugh is] an iconic figure there and has been hearing from family and friends about returning as the prodigal son."

Prodigal Son?  For $8 million a year?  Umm.... doesn't entirely fit.

Read the history of "Michigan men" ashamed at Harbaugh ripping his alma mater:

• here ("Jim Harbaugh has to be some sort of verbal moron... We shouldn't look down on him just because there are six-year-olds with a better sense of what an appropriate public discourse is....  What Harbaugh proposes harms everyone but himself; sadly, it's become obvious we can expect no better from this man"),   
• here ("kiss any chance of coaching at Michigan goodbye"), 
• here ("he's not a Michigan man and I wish he had never played here"), 
• here ("elitist and arrogant"),  etc.

LOL. My how times change when you are getting your asses kicked on the gridiron.  May the seas part for the Harbaugh clan. The arrogance is deafening, and he hasn't even yet publicly announced he has accepted the job.  ES can't wait until MSU comes to Ann Arbor in 2015, Prodigal Son or not.

And, for $8 million per year - there are no guarantees... just ask Notre Dame, Florida, Tennessee, UCLA (for starters).

"We are supposed to be playing on the big stage."

People around the nation wonder why there is such hatred between the Michigan State faithful and the Michigan faithful.  Give the Wolverines (yes, the ES uses the word GIVE deliberately) a victory in an unearned BCS bowl berth with pitiful Va Tech coaching decisions, and the AArogant Wolverine Nation thinks they own the world.  To wit, scUM AD David Brandon, in USA Today: "We've had a bumpy three years, but we're Michigan," Brandon said. "We're supposed to be playing on the big stage. We're supposed to be playing against formidable competition. We're supposed to be in the national hunt. For years and years and years, that was Michigan. That's what we want Michigan to be in the future.":

Matter of fact, NO YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING ON THE BIG STAGE.   You need to earn it.  Michigan State earned it with 22 wins the LAST TWO YEARS, including double-digt wins against YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM each year, and didn't get a BCS berth.  And, Michigan State was in the Conference championship game.  And, Michigan State isn't supposed to play on the Big Stage -- no, MSU needs to earn it, just like every other team.

You know what, screw you and your Aarogant Aass.  This pisses the ES off to no end.  Now you know why there are thousands of t-shirts worn across the Big Ten that state "Muck Fichigan!"

Formidable competion? Don't get me wrong, congrats for the win over VaTech, but the ES argues that VTU is anything but formidable -- the.Hokies looked handcuffed by their coaches, and still outgained scUM by twice as many yards; stupid VaTech coaching decisions led to scUM victory with Christmas gifts that would have made Jesus Christ proud. 

Gimme a break Brandon, you embarrass the college football nation.

With the Spartans' record the past three years, the ES could say, "we are supposed to play on the Big Stage." But, let us let our performance dictate things - as the ES said, we had our fate in our hands, losing to Wisky and thus losing our bid for a BCS. I accept that.  But, to think that "we are supposed" to get a BCS bid is absolute height of arrogance.  Screw you. 

Once again, thank you Aan Aarbor, you once again lay claim to the ownership of Aarogant Aasses.

WE KICKED THEIR ASS

Michigan State.... kicked..... THEIR.... ASS!

Congrats, sure it took OT, but Michigan State DOMINATED the football game and thrashed the Wolverines in a 26-20 OT pounding. MSU smoked scUM all day long, but with 10 minutes to go the Yellow Bellies made a run for it. But for the most part, WE KICKED THEIR ASSES! Michigan State had its best defensive performance of the season. It was beautiful. The ES will have some footage from the very loud Spartan Stadium posted a bit later, but CONGRATS, the better team won.

MICHIGAN - F-YOU, YOU ARROGANT ASSES, WE BEAT YOUR TAIL TWO YEARS IN A ROW. ADMIT IT, MICHIGAN STATE ATHLETICS IS MORE DOMINANT!

Donovan Warren = AA. Arrogant Ass

Michigan Arrogant Asses Personified: Exhibit 1. scUM CB Donovan Warren: "we are still Michigan and this is our state.” You read that Kirk Cousins? Time to LIGHT HIM UP!

Other notes for Michigan State v scUM:
College Football News experts: 4 of 5 pick MSU, CBSSports gives a bland preview, Bleacher Report provides three keys to victory for both teams, AnnArbor.com notes from Dick Rod that "Michigan won't have a full walk-through Friday when it arrives in East Lansing for its first road game of the season", SpartyMSU predicts a scUM "will be beaten this week", Freep's Shannon Shelton talks about MD closing practice to "pesky reporters"... more later.