The sign of the apocalypse... the return of JLS

Wow.  The ES gives its best wishes to the University of Arkansas.  The Razorbacks have hired former Michigan State Spartan head football coach John L. Smith as its "interim" head football coach for the next year.

The ES had to slap himself to wake up and stop dreaming.  But no, this is the real deal.  LOL. 

Sugar Bowl: Root AGAINST Ohio State and hypocrisy

ES is pulling for Arkansas over Ohio State - big time.

It's a vote for hypocrisy otherwise. If Tressell had a problem with the NCAA decisions and had a proper value set he would suspend the five players immediately. He decided not to, and so I hope they lose based on principle and integrity.

HATE Ohio State.

JLS finds his way to Fayetteville

Thought y'all might find this amusing. It's spring, so why not share the sillies... Maybe it is old news, but with all the hoops hoopla, the ES missed it.

"Smith joins Razorback coaching staff"

What it feels like to be average: MSU and who?

How does it feel to be a Michigan State football fan compared to others? Who else is like us?

After yet another average (6-7) season for Michigan State, the ES started thinking.... how many other people feel the same way about their colleges, rooting their hearts out year after year after year... but really expecting not much. Who else has gone to their alma mater's football games since 1986, knowing their team likely has a 50-50 shot to win or lose every game, maybe have a chance at an upset or to be upset? How many people keep renewing their season tickets only to know that really, the end results will be the same - mediocrity. Which schools football team is always treading water, consistently, not sinking, but not swimming? Which teams from other conferences most closely resemble the mediocrity of Michigan State over the past 22 years?

Well, let us find out. The ES dug into some online statistical databases (thank you Chris Stassen and James Howell), and decided to use conference records instead of all-time records because membership in a conference is the best indicator of consistent level of competition, as is Michigan State's membership in the Big Ten since 1952. OK, there is an assumption here: Sure, some teams have joined or switched conferences (Boston College & Miami-Fla from Independent to Big Least to ACC; Louisville from Conference USA to Big Least; etc.); but, most teams are consistent over time. Yet, the ES argues the level of competition within a conference is roughly the same regardless of the level of competition across conferences. The Big Ten is far tougher than the WAC or Big East; but over time, MSU plays teams at a level of competition similar to their own within the Big Ten, as does who Utah State plays in the WAC, or who Syracuse plays in the Big East.

In the end, what I have provided below are those Division I-FBS teams within one variance (VAR=0.022) of Michigan State's average (.530) over the last 22 years, so these are teams' conference winning percentages between .552 to .508 since 1986. In BOLD are BCS-conference member teams, as is Michigan State.

• Team - Conference. - Conf. Win %. - Games Played, W/L/T.
  
• Northern Illinois - MAC. - .545. - 112 GP, 61, W, 51 L.
• Georgia Tech - ACC. - .534. - 177 GP, 94 W, 82 L, 1 T.
• Michigan State - Big Ten. - .530. - 184 GP, 96 W, 85 L, 3 T.
• Syracuse - Big East. - .528. - 123 GP, 65 W, 58 L.
• Boston College - ACC. - .528. - 127 GP, 66 W, 59 L, 2 T.
• San Jose State - WAC. - .527. - 169 GP, 89 W, 80 L.
• Central Michigan - MAC. - .521. - 188 GP, 95 W, 87 L, 6 T.
• San Diego State - MWC. - .514. - 176 GP, 90 W, 85 O, 1 T.
• Arizona State - Pac 10. - .514. - 182 GP, 92 W, 87 L, 3 T.
• Texas Christian - MWC. - .511. - 176 GP, 90 W, 86 L.
• Utah State - WAC. - .511. - 138 GP, 70 W, 67 L, 1 T.
• Arkansas - SEC. - .508. - 185 GP, 93 W, 90 L, 2 T.

So, the ES has his answer. Since he first went to Michigan State as an undergrad in 1986, when comparing to other members of BCS-conferences (they have similar institution size and level of competition), the Spartan football fan base has similar frustrations to...

Georgia Tech, Syracuse, Boston College, Arizona State, and Arkansas. Sounds about right, though I always thought we were closer to Texas A&M (but was way off, the Aggies are .667 since 1986; NC State is also close at .503).

This year how did these teams do? Funny, MSU is in the middle (again).

• Georgia Tech - 11-2/7-1. Orange Bowl vs. Iowa tonight.
  
• Boston College - 8-5/5-3. Emerald Bowl, Lost 24-13 to USC.
• Arkansas - 8-5/3-5. Liberty Bowl, Won 20-17 (OT) vs East Carolina.
  
• Michigan State - 6-7/4-4. Alamo Bowl, Lost 41-31 to Texas Tech.
• Arizona State - 4-8/2-7.
  
• Syracuse - 4-8/1-6.

Yeah, that's about right. What do you think?